To Fritz

Little ball of crazyness,
my one and only frisky Fritz
who loves to run and climb and stalk,
we need to have a little talk.

I know you need to strutt your stuff,
but I have really had enough!
Quarrell with another kitty
and I'll be more than a tad shitty.

"Tis all fun and games" said I
til my sweet kitten lost an eye.
You frightened me you little brat!
Because I love you, darling cat,

to make this point I shall persist:
from fighting ways you must desist!
Be at peace, make love not war.
Spare me the vet bills, and the gore.

Snuggle, sleep, be cute and nice.
Even catch a bird or two, or mice,
if you must prove that you are tough.
Dont fight, be good, dear ball of fluff.